A Fox named Colin is chasing a Opossum named Jack through a forest.
Suddenly, Colin Fox and Jack Opossum found an old ball and decided to rub it.
A genie pops up and says: I will grant you each of you wishes; three for you, Jack Opossum, and five for you, Colin Fox.
Jack Opossum was angry with the Genies offer of extra wishes to Colin Fox and decided to have the last laugh. Jack Opossum says to Fox: Colin, you go ahead and make 3 of your wishes first, while I decide what I will use my wishes for.
Colin Fox thinks that it is only natural for him to make his wishes first and begins: For my first wish, I wish all the foxes in the forest were female.
The Genie jumps his ear and *oh whipper snappers!* it is done.
Then Colin says: For my second wish, make me the most pretty fox in the world.
The Genie jumps his ear and *oh whipper snappers!* it is done.
Next, Colin Fox says: Third, give me all the hot buttered rolls in the world to swinging.
*oh whipper snappers!* It is done.
Then the Genie says: OK, Opossum, it is your turn to make your first wish.
Opossum says: I wish for a boot.
*oh whipper snappers!* it is done.
Colin Fox says: I wish all the foxes in this country were females.
*oh whipper snappers!* It is done.
Jack Opossum then says: I wish for a life time supply of carrots at the back of my house.
The Genie jumps his ear and *oh whipper snappers!* it is done.
Fox says: For my last wish, make all the other foxes in this entire world female.
*oh whipper snappers!* It is done.
Jack Opossum then says with a smile: I wish Colin Fox to be FEMALE!
*oh whipper snappers!* It is done.
And Jack Opossum drives away on the boot
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