Tattler Thursday 1/3/13
It's Tattler Thursday again! I love kid stories. Funny, gross, cute, sweet, kid stories that make you giggle, laugh out loud until your sides hurt, or wrinkle your nose and be glad that wasn't your kid! Anything goes! The point is to share in the trenches motherhood and fatherhood stories that helped us earn our parent badges. Everybody has them, don't be afraid to share! I can't wait to get busy reading your hilarious, cute, and gross stories! So get busy sharing your most awesome kid story! I only had one participant for the first ever tattler Thursday, so I will post her story in the comments section below! Thanks Cristyl! I know it takes a while for new 'interactive' events to take off, but here's to hoping there are many cute and funny stories today! Happy Tattling! You can also leave your story in the comments on my FB page, https://www.facebook.com/wildwonderfulgingerssnaps
OK...it's still today here...so, here's a tattle tale on my almost 19 year old son: When he was about 4 years old I fell asleep while watching a movie with him. My daughter woke me up saying her little brother was "messing with the butter". Turns out he had gotten the GIANT Sam's Club sized tub of butter out, coated his hands and feet and proceeded to "skate" across the very old wood floor of my living room from one side of the room to the other. That section of the floor ALWAYS looked better than the rest of it no matter how much I tried to polish it all and there was permanently one greasy little hand print on each of the opposing walls. When I asked him what he thought he was doing, his reply was "Mom, I was just having fun with butter!" -Cristyl Hill
ReplyDelete(referring to the day her daughter stuffed the potty)That was a day! She put a turtle made out of a sandbag down the commode, stomped grapes in her kiddie potty, rubbed Vaseline in the mane of a lion I had since I was a kid, and ate a whole stuck of butter. The day she lost her mind is how I refer to that. I was working night shift & she did all that while I napping on the couch. She was always perfect before & after that day during that age tho.-Crystal Hylton Arrington
ReplyDeleteWhen my oldest daughter was just about 2 years old, we went through the McDonald's drive-through on our way home from somewhere. I put her in her high chair when we got home, and gave her the chicken nuggets and fries. She also had a packet of bbq sauce. I moved around the house doing some things while she ate. I put some laundry away in the bedroom and then came back into the kitchen to find her with bbq sauce all over her hands, and she was rubbing it all through her hair and all over her face!! Big ol' grin smiling at me when I looked at her, shocked, and asked her what she was doing. Who could be mad at that cute little face? Not me -Dina Marie-The Plucky Procrastinator
ReplyDeleteOk, it had to be me, growing up I had the pleasure of living right beside my Grandmother (who spoiled me rotten) I always knew if I was in trouble with Mommy I could run to Mommaws and she always took my side, lol. So one day when I was about 3, I was hiding out at Grandmaws (I really do still remember this) she was asleep in her rocker/recliner so I went looking for something good in her fridge, yum I found a box of chocolates so I sat down on the floor and started eating I had ate most of the box when Mommy walked in. There you are, she said what are you eating? With cocolate all over my face I said candy...Grandmaw was still asleep as Mommy cleaned me up, spanked my bottom and took me home. I was really sick a little while later, could not get off the potty, yuk ,still can't stand the taste of plain Hershey's chocolate, and needless to say won't eat exlax again!-Mary Keener
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorites was when he was itty bitty...maybe 4? He drank shampoo while taking a bath. He was cracking up at himself as he burped bubbles and I was panicked trying to find the number for poison control on the back of the bkids shampoo ottle (it's non-toxic, there isn't one)...did I feel stupid! LOL! -Amy Farley
ReplyDeleteChristmas night driving home after the weeks of Christmas cheer, my 4 year old said with all the drama possible: "Mommy, this whole Christmas thing has me worn out!" You gotta love their honesty!!!-Vicki Sigman Simpson
ReplyDeleteOK this might be gross but here goes.. Kim and pottying training.. She was about 2 and I was planning on having her broke from diapers before our yearly family vacation, more space if diapers are not needed, so she pee in the big girl potty great. I got to noticing that she had not pooped in a few days, so I put a diaper on her and she went behind the coach, very light carpet btw, and done her business. Needless to say we had diapers on that family vacation. Oh did I mention the carpet was stained very badly. I felt horrible but laughed..LOL-Beth Prince
ReplyDeleteProbably when my nephew started playing T-ball.....he hit the ball starting running to first base stopped mid way picked up the ball and threw himself out!!!-Robyn Lynch Koch
ReplyDeleteWell here it is the compiled list from all sources! A big thanks to everyone who participated! If ya got more stories, there's still 2 hours and 43 minutes to comment! HeeHee! So keep Tattler Thursdays in mind, and start thinking of stories for next week! ;) Luvya!
ReplyDeleteThis year for Christmas my aunt got the kids "pooping candy" toys (you know, the ones that you press down one the animal and it "poops" little candies....) Well, my 2 1/2 year old is playing with his pooping reindeer (the 5 yr old got a pooping penguin) and he looks up and says, "Hey Wobin (Robin), I eat poop!" We'll needless to say, we all busted out laughing!! And now at random moments, he will look up and very loudly proclaim "I eat poop!"
ReplyDelete-Jessica Blankenship