- Driving is crazy in Kentucky. Parking lots, stop signs, traffic signals, right of ways, and one way roads are so confusing and weird.
- Kentucky Drivers are crazy. Of course with Ohio drivers mixed in, it's REALLY crazy!
- There is such a thing as a Zombie Hunting Permit in Kentucky. It was on the car beside me at a convenience store, I swear!
- The movie theatre has missing chairs and caution tape. No really.
- We have friendly neighbors. REALLY friendly neighbors.
- Apparently no mexican restaurant can obtain a liquor license. Whether it is the required seating occupancy of 100 or the plumbing, you decide...Oh, and I almost forgot, I fell in love with the waiters prison tats, especially the one of the machine gun with initials!
- Your friendly neighborhood cable man doubles as your Harley Davidson repair technician.
- For birthdays and anniversaries, Kentuckians buy 2 foot high individual letters, to post in their yard, spelling out happy birthday or anniversary.
- Permed mullets are tres chic. We did move to Flatwoods...the home of none other than the world famous Billy Ray Cyrus, King of the original mullet.
- Big hair is everywhere!
- UK gear or get out!
- No one goes anywhere without makeup. I mean NOWHERE!!! Going out of the house is a social event!
- Everyone has those stick people van/SUV family stickers, and the kids cheer or sports sticker with their name. Proud parents. Kinda makes it easy on pedophiles and kidnappers though, donthcha think?
- There is a weekly neighborhood contest to see who can mow their grass the shortest. With prizes given for frequency of mowing! Hah!
- I am actually beginning to really like Kentucky! Now to cultivate a certain twang to my speech patterns...
- Vitamin-C boosted rainbow colored cauliflower(orange, purple, and green!)
- Kentucky Schools apparently have something called super donuts...packed with vitamins!
Friday, June 1, 2012
Kentucky Observations Part 3
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#14, are you serious? who organizes this?
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#16, that sounds so cool! how do I grow these?
#16-Genectically enhanced with vitamin C is orange, no clue bout the other two colors, different color=diff enhancement! Google, I am sure would know!
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