The 4yo....on Star Wars

For those of you without a 4yo at home, or that have never had the pleasure of having had a 4yo, they ask 439 questions a day on average! No Joke! Well, my 4yo is in love with Star Wars Episode IV; A New Hope.  After I read her the rolling storyline, we scream with glee! Like teenagers at a Justin Beiber concert! Goodness forbid I don't start reading when she thinks I ought to...a Star Wars fan just like her daddy.  She is in pre-school adoration with Luke Skywalker.  He is the berries. She is in "luuuuuuuuuv." Her pretend friend's name has changed from Jake(and the Neverland Pirates show on Disney Jr)to Luke. We have limited her Star Wars viewing to once every 3-4 weeks, after wearing it out daily around Christmas time.

   So you may question our judgement in letting her watch Star Wars at so young an age.  My answer for you is this; I watched Star Wars, as did my husband, at age 4 and we haven't killed anybody! So keep your opinions to yourself, because this post was written as we watch Star Wars Episode IV.  This is my 4yo's running commentary, and she had me cracking up! So I decided for shi%$ and giggles, I would share it with you! So I grabbed the computer and started typing away! Hope you get a good laugh out of it! May the force be with you!

1. "Why do sand people wear dresses?"IV
2. "Why do Sand people wear hoods?" IV
3. "Why did C3PO lose his arm?"IV
4. "Who fired Luke's fahddher? I forgot"(When Anakin has lost to Obi Wan and is in the lava, losing his extremeties.)III
5. "I bet those big warm Jabba poops are massive!"IV
6. "She's leaning against her fahddher!"(When they are preparing to blow up Alderan, before Leia knows Vader is her father)IV
7. "Why did her faddher pull her back?"(When they blow up Alderan, when  Vader grabs her, again before she knows Vader's true relationship to her)IV
8. "Mama, I'm hungry for a popsicle, STAT!"
9. "Momma, Han Solo said a dirty word!"IV
10. "Han Solo doesn't know he said a dirty word!"IV
11. "Storm troopers are nice to other rowbots.  See? That Storm Trooper ddn't kill C3PO!"IV
12. "Whyshis name Porkins?"
13. "Momma, heeees the best fightah evah! We don't have to cheer!"(For Luke, on his attack run to blow up the Death Star.)IV
14. "Momma, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH Star Wars!"IV
15. "Obi Wan Your baaaack! Whoo Obi Wan!"IV
16. "Welcome R2...........D2...KING!"IV
17. "Momma Look!"
18. "LUKE! You did iiiiiit! Yaaaaay!" IV
19. "Momma, Luke did it!"IV
20. "Here's the reward thing!"(Award ceremony for blowing up Death Star and returning peace to the galaxy)IV
21. " Silly old Solo!"IV
22. 'Why does Han Solo look at her BOOOOOOOOOBS? Hahahahahahahaha"(When she is placing medal over his head)IV
23. "Mommy will you be Luke Skywalker?"(suuuure....)
24. Hi my name is _________ ________ _________, It's very nice to meet you! I have a lost toofer! Seeeeeeeeeeee? I am four, almost five. I am a little clumsy, and a loooot funny. I am also very special.  I am the most important thing in the whole wide world! (runs into piano bench while showing off...)See how I am clumsy? (big cheese eating grin.) I am a girl, cause I have long hair.  I like to play!